Step aside, self pity.

YES, I should refrain from being outrightly bitchy so that people (cough, guys) would still assume I am sweet, kind and demure.

You know what? Fuck those stereotypes. (I say fuck and I don't blink. I think it's one of those words which  works brilliant as a noun, a verb, an adverb, an adjective.. know what I mean)
I don't know why people assume I'm all that. The girls think that way. The guys think that way.
Apparently my judgmental bitch face is sweet, kind and demure. Darn! No wonder I don't succeed as a bitch. People see a little lamb. Or bunny. I d'no.

Arghh, to think I fail as a bitch!
Closet bitch? Nah, I'm out of my closet just that no one notices. I think if I'm bitching and swearing, they'd be all kindly and go "awww that's so cute!"
-pats head for measure- SO CUTE!

This is one person who is not trying to be puke-inducing sweet on purpose.

A duet.
Can't help but think of what I was told some time ago. Of course there are many ways of looking at this or not looking at it at all, but since there's a backstory, it's hard not to go "how not obvious."
It's not a secret that I dislike her. Why do people automatically assume that I would like their friends just because WE are friends? It's not a given that friends of friends would connect. OMG we have a mutual friend; this is destiny!
-puke-

And for the record, I don't know what you see in her. She's another of those girls I detest. So, No, I don't want to have anything in common with her. I would burn it if I didn't like it so much.

For the record, her her and her could all refer to different people. Of course, if you are going to confront me about it, I'm not going to deny anything. Since when must you be paiseh about hating people?