Decode

"That's nice..." = That sounds nice but I have no idea what to say / That's totally NOT nice!

"Go, have fun!" = Fine, GO if you want to. Don't come back. 

"Tell me about it" = I feel the same way. Do not actually tell me about it. 

"oh by the way..." = This is the reason why I'm talking to you in the first place

"I know right..." = I get it

"lol/haha..." = spacefiller. I hope you're not going to harp on this; I really have nothing to say. 

"ok..." = Sure, that's fine / WHATEVER, you suck!

"mmmm..." = I'm thinking but I'll KIV that / Like I'll ever believe you! 

"Riiight" = I totally believe you. NOT. 

"I need to sleep" = I need to sleep / This conversation ends here. 

Disclaimer: Don't take this too seriously. 

I like to fidget. Fact.

Was scrolling through Tumblr (oh tumblr is so boring these days! meaning UNfunny. even twitter is funnier, sort of) when

"When you're texting five people and you tell four of them that you're going to bed but there's that one person that you stay up texting even when you're falling asleep. "

- DON'T WE ALLLLLLLL????

Or maybe it's just me :)

I'mma kick your ass if you even try asking who.

 

Signs that I'm not even bothering hiding my fox tail.

The guys : Demure? YOU. *cough and gag* You are NOT demure.

When staff comment that they are not helping me/not being gentlemanly, they (especially that victor) : She is NOT a girl!

Yesterday still added something new: Always sound like want to fight.

 

REALLY? knn! since when!

alksdhaksjhlk#(**!^(*^$#(

 

Girls catch all the nittygritty details.

In answer to "would you want a pretty assistant or a guy to help you?" -

if you're attached,

politically correct answer would be 'GUY'. To another guy, he might not care/catch that you don't mean it. It would just be the right answer.

To a girl, she would be "BUT YOU HESITATED! You paused for *checks watch* 10 seconds before saying that. Which means you don't mean it!"

 

Example: me.

HAHA.

 

I still remember: Are there pretty girls in your class?

NO. *swift reply*

You're lying!

But there're really no pretty girls. All are ugly.

Liar. The right reply is 'there are some'.

 

:)

it's a case of damned if you do, damned if you don't.

 

Found a Popeye's outlet near my house! It's somewhere in Punggol, beside the river. I think when the boardwalk and stuff are completed, it's going to be a nice place to chill out at night. Couple of bars and restaurants there too.

Did I just say chill out? HAHA, oh please. I think I'll laugh if I told ling 'hey let's go chill out'. Don't know why.

Anyway it's located in Tebing Lane. Such a wellkept secret.

 

SEE YOU IN MAY!

For some reason, I like this photo. The photo quality doesn't look ridiculously bad on my phone but now that I'm looking at it, Instagram sucks! So grainy!
Nevertheless, I like it. *reiterates point* I LIKE IT.
Despite wonky eyes and evil arched eyebrows ... Speaking of which, think my eyebrows are screwed. Can't possibly salvage them anymore :( SAD.
Disclaimer: did not fill in eyebrows at all. My drawing skills don't suck!

Lunched at MOF today. I think the food is pretty good but the iced matcha was pretty bland. Like, hello-o got caramel lehhh! Maybe they forgot to add sugar. Okay... less sugar makes for healthy living right???

Didn't buy a ridiculous amount of things but finally got my Kose exfoliator! True to skinbube's claims, it retails $35 at counters. I could have bought it at $30 but I didn't want to wait. Perhaps after getting my pay, I'll get the mask which should be the same price as well. I like Kose products. They're not ridiculously pricey and yet they work well. Apparently, their whitening range is good and not mad ex like SKII. I'm still withholding judgment on SKII's efficacy. 

DO WORK DO WORK!
This weekend play too much :)

just so you know

Victor is leaving bt after next week.
Amanda, the next.
Like, NOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm truly devastated.

You know, devastated?

I like them both a lot!
Team dinner very very soon :)
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY! *Signals the end is near*

Fond memories : "KEVVVVINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" can hear from the next block.

10 things

1. Looking for a good scrub! Facial scrub ...
2. Nails would look good with some polish right now but can't put any loud colors due to work. Or can I?
3. I know it's a challenge but honestly? Really? Must it be confirmed so?
4. Hello-o, MSN etiquette to be observed! Do not say hi and don't reply. Like, the point of saying hi would be?
5. Has it come to this? Do we have to be exemplary at bootlicking to be liked? You know when some people, all nonchalance, say "I don't see people doing that. I think you guys are thinking too much." I'm like thinking, YOU are the one doing the bootlicking. And in the next minute or so, he would prove me right. Seriously ...
6. If you bothered to consider others' welfare and not just yourself, you'll be more popular. What's that? You don't care? Fine, continue being unpopular. You totally deserve it. Die unpopular. Nobody cares.
7. When he says, we should be lucky because so-and-so is nice and this is more normal. I'm like, What are you talking about? Do you know what you're talking about? This is NOT normal. Normal to a moron like you maybe.
8. Quitting when you do nothing most of the time. Like, whattttt?
9. HAHA abit the no threat right? Seriously, the correct reply would have been - Why would he care? If he did, that would only mean he thinks my taste is abysmmal.
10. klw: If he's not man enough for them, that means one thing. They're ALL lesbians!
On a sidenote, why do you notice that his shirt is tight? So suspect! Guys in tight shirts remind me of what ash said : His shirt so tight, confirm is gay.

I miss ash and her pearls of wisdom!

Coach + VDay

Heading to MBS tomorrow!
Should I give myself a little present since vday is coming? :D
The Coach updates are tempting me.

Hope Prada is open!

Today the seniors were asking me what I look out for. I don't have any criteria but I have to feel good about a person. Usually I'm wrong so ... that's it. Such is my life!
It has been quite some time but I'm just finding it better to stay nonchalant and generally, don't feel anything for anyone.
Well, if there was anything, today settled it.

haha, CHUI

Players gonna play

- read this on perez hilton's blog and the phrase got stuck in my head. what do you think? apt, no?

P.S CHEER UP JARS!
i know exactly how you feel.

P.P.S I hate how they do funky things to their depreciation.

P.P.P.S Suddenly reminded of how I insisted ling was a player. Haven't managed to spend time with her since she came back. I have zero work life balance.

Dinner at MBS this Saturday!

likes that place very very very much :)

Like, HOW?

Why does "Is it the look in your eyes" sound like "The sian look in your eyes"?

Anomaly Alert!

Today was a good day! :)
We did something which was unheard of in prior years. Hmm, I guess people needed to rush home to cook rice? ;)
Not that I'm complaining.

I MISS KTV!
Glee has been amazing with their song choices! They make everything sound good. Okay MOST things. However, gotta wait till post-Superbowl for the next episode :( *irate* It had better be good! Loved the Rocky Horror and Wedding episode. I teared when they sang Just the Way You Are :) *touched*

What has to be done, has to be done. If no one else is willing to say it, then I'll freaking say it. Hate me all you want. I couldn't be bothered.
Very amusing.

Zodiac Change?

Based on this chart (Link to story) , I'm now a Gemini.

Capricorn: January 20- February 16
Aquarius: February 17 - March 11
Pisces: March 12 - April 18
Aries: April 19 - May 13
Taurus: May 14 - June 21
Gemini: June 22 - July 20
Cancer: July 21 - August 10
Leo: August 11 - September 16
Virgo: September 17 - October 30
Libra: October 31 - November 23
Scorpio: November 24 - 29
Ophiuchus: November 30 - December 17
Sagittarius: December 18 - January 20

Doesn't matter if it's true or not. Kinda interesting. I've always thought of myself as a true Cancer.