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Some thoughts which crossed my mind during the day:

1. Some guys deserve to be dumped. Some guys need to be dumped more. Where do they get their arrogance? 

2. You guys are normal and nice. Good job! Your friend, otoh, is a complete douchebag, a jerk and needs to grow up. He can be the cousin of the forever alone guy because with that kind of attitude, he will be forever alone. Don't pretend it's a choice. You haven't got a choice.

3. Your applications show that you are very very very desperate for a place. For less than altruistic reasons. You like your guys in uniform a little too much. Yep. Very much.

4. OMG don't work liao. Pay off. 

5. Guys shouldn't do the whole "let's keep a secret, just you and me and not tell the girls!" thing. It's so wrong. Girls don't have secrets! Girls normally blab. It kills me to keep secrets O_O. It takes all my self control not to ask "do you know him! he's the only good looking guy around here." O_O yeahhhh.

6. I'm very sensitive to the word "auditor". 

7. #1: MONEY. No money, no talk. 

Life is cruel, the world is a cruel place. Tbh, women are cruel. 

8. Don't whine about what you can't have. Is it REALLY what you want? 

Do you even know what you want? 

Personally, I might not know what I want but I can be damn sure what I don't want. 

9. Doing the whole excited-warm-nod-feign-happiness thing. Since women are cruel, I am cruel. I tend to judge and at times, I really dislike a person or something. Maybe not dislike but despise, or find pathetic/irritating. Even so, I'm nice. Hey, I'm nice and warm to people trying to me sell me stuff y'know. Says a lot. 

It's quite trying. Having no interest yet having to smile and be all excited. 

10. Some photos should just be captioned "hi slut!" or "i'm a whore". Along those lines. 

For some guys, it would be "hi, I can't keep my hands to myself. I need to touch every girl I meet even if she is not chio in the most remote sense of the word."

Yep.