life quotes

You know how some people say "That's cool!" in a they-totally-don't-think-it's-cool way?

Variations on the same theme.
That's nice!                                           for want of a better word.
How fun!                                              i'd rather watch paint dry.
You're so pretty!                                  aww. i'm sure you are.
That's so funny!                                    so funny i can't laugh. notice?
I'm so sorry to hear that!                       too bad, bitch.
Oh no!                                                 oh YES.
Thank you!                                           for nothing. sorry excuse of a human.
Such a great present!                            i hate it, i hate you. when's your birthday again?
Great taste in guys!                               i'd rather die single.
I'll kiv your advice!                               it sucks.
I missed you!                                        totally.
You're so cute!                                     you're being stupid/ you look stupid. grow up.

Of course, I'm not that mean all the time. Not that hypocritical all the time.
This is just the nasty bitch side of me.
But anyway, I can be sincere like I truly think Coco is cute or when people's leaves get canceled, I feel sorry for them (unless I hate you). Or when Victor gives some good advice (to get out of stuff), I truly mean it. Or like, seeing Ling - I do miss her.
Y'know.

Funny that Kevin thinks I'm fierce. 'time to crack that whip, missy'
Like, what is up with that?