eh! check in leh!

This is like our joke of the day. Didn't used to think that the fb Check-in function was funny; was actually trying to get it to work!
But today, Ling was commenting that it lets stalkers and hitmen know where you are. HAHA. I'm like, why would we have stalkers or hitmen? 吃饱太空!
So it turned into this very strange thing like, ehhh check in leh... then proceeds to giggle a lot.

It doesn't sound funny right?

Usually I wouldn't tell my friends what I find funny because it's somewhat along this alley i.e. NOT funny to anyone else. At dinner, we were reminiscing about our trips when we were younger. We'd just burst out laughing for no apparent reason. Just for the sake of laughing. Or go into those silent giggles where the bed vibrates VERY strongly then laugh when Yan falls between the gaps.
Kinda insane actually. Annoyed Yan very much since she was in the middle.
And we'd press doorbells and shout Room Service! then run away.
Imagine telling your friends this or your crush (even better). They'd be like completely perplexed and 'that is funny how?'
I conclude some people have no sense of humor. Not easily tickled.

Feels compelled to Check In everywhere I go now. Even at dinner. Was like, eh check in leh. Where's this place? Avenue what? Block what?
Check in at "Grandma's house" then proceeds to tag every one.
SILLY.

Horrible Bosses was significantly less funny than Bridesmaids. Some plot loopholes here and there. Like, it's totally fine that they were breaking into their bosses' houses? And Harken only killed Pelitt (can't spell this, didn't Google) because he Thought Pelitt was sleeping with his wife. He only thought that because the 3 stooges (they are really irritatingly dumb) accidentally dropped Pelitt's phone in his home!
So they actually misled him into killing. Though of course, he shouldn't have killed... but yea! FHL!
In a nutshell, you get comedic sequences where the guys are being tormented by their bosses then a twist when boss A kills boss B and the guys get incriminated. Followed by boss A trying to frame them for the murder. Which is not exactly very comedic unless you consider Gregory and some trying to be witty liners.

Conclusion: You're better off watching Bridesmaids.

On a sidenote, Glee 3D is coming to us on 1 September 2011! WHEEEEEEE~
Am totally catching that. I don't care. I have to! Even if I have to go alone.

Anyway,
who says whee?
I can only think of Spongebob and Patrick. Not exactly very impressive figures to emulate right?
Today Ling was going through her fb and I'm like, "hold it. you know that guy?"
Confirmed my doubts that he has those 倾向. I mean, hello? Freaking obvious. Who takes pics with another guy and put as dp? I'm not saying all guys who do that have 倾向 but highly suspicious. Sorry SLG (but you're SLG anyway so ... too bad)
Ling : no wonder he can be best friend with so many girls. Totally no threat please.
Being typically mean, we conclude that those girls just want to be seen with a cute guy. BUT give up. He is not and never would be interested in you. HAHA.
So yes, we went through his entire trip album and ... totally surreal please. When there was a photo with no caption, Ling : nothing to say to that finally!
Seriously, camwhored at every minute! Probably took a picture every 5 seconds or so. Who freaking cares?! Ling: We can also do the same. In the cinema, oh hey Horrible Bosses is coming up. oh hey the movie has started! oh... no I was not trying to film the movie!!

Does anyone else think Cartel's tables are DAMN long? I d'no if other outlets are the same (I guess they are) but the PS one was like -_____-
They don't advocate sharing right? Unless you're sharing 3 plates. Definitely can fit 3 within that length. Arms also not so long.

Haven't managed to catch Captain America, Harry Potter and Hanna. People keep psing me then say it's nice. Hello? What is up with that? 掀桌子咯！

As usual, we were all "we look so demure but always talk about breaking bottles and beating people up. no one would believe us if we tell them that's what we dream of doing..."
Seriously. My friends would think I'm mad. Even when I say 掀桌子, people give me a strange look. What? This phrase doesn't exist?

The things we talk about... I probably can't talk about with others. Too strange.
Her friend told her hotel 81 was like $30 or $40 for 2 hours. I was like, why do people our age go there?! -aghast- Ling: drink kopi. 你觉得leh?
Seriously, if a girl has to use sex to keep her bf then the relationship is a total sham. I'm not apologising for sticking to my traditional beliefs.
I don't get it. Such guys are a dime a dozen. No point sacrificing yourself to keep someone who is going to leave anyway.
When people tell me about what they do, I'm like -thinks this is completely hilarious- LAUGH.
It's really quite insane. TMI really. How to look at you with a straight face? I can't. Joke.
Her friend: go geylang one more safe. Won't run into people you know.
Ling: hard to say. later you meet your dad.
Damn funny!

Dinner was excruciating. There was SO MUCH food. Too much food! Every one was like gonna explode from overeating. Seriously, a waste of money. I d'no why Ling and I suddenly talked about being vegetarian. Oh nope, she likes her seafood too much to give them up. Is there such a diet preference? No meat but still take seafood?
She told me it feels less cruel to kill fish, prawns... in relation to like, killing a cow...
To me, it's still cruel. The fish all look so sad!!! At restaurants, by pointing to them, it's like issuing a death sentence to the poor creatures- 就是你了！I feel creeped out by those entire steamed fish. They are like, still staring at you with their dead eyes. . . hmmm.
Was asking Ling "la la 有feeling吗?" I always thought just by taking them out of water, they'd be killed...
Maybe should turn vegetarian... I don't like salad though.

Saturday was Adrian and Rebecca's wedding. So inspired to get married too! The bride looks very pretty. Her dress very nice!
Anyway, it was fun catching up with the bt team after not really seeing every one for some time. The funniest moment was when Kevin mistook one of the best men as the waiter and asked for a refill. HAHA. The guy was like I am NOT a waiter.
So awkward! I think Kev turned red. Or maybe it was the alcohol :p

Time to snooze. I'm mad tired.

P.S Ling was like, wahh so fierce, say cannot talk now! Which is true whattttt. Obviously cannot talk. Rather talk to her.

P.P.S I follow Steven Lim to feel indignant at his tweets. Not just indignation but also disgust and hatred. Seriously whenever he proclaims himself to be handsome, I feel like punching him.
Oh.. so now he's gonna think I'm threatening him too. HAHA. call police. Totally.
Joke.